Night had fallen over the quiet cove
that sheltered Booty Bay. Above the gently lapping waters the moon
hung in the sky, it's silver light illuminating the shanty town that
had been partially destroyed in the Shattering. Naturally, goblin
industriousness had repaired much of the damage and the green-skinned
creatures continued even amongst the ruins of businesses that had
succumbed to the devastation.
Beckyann lay on a boulder just above
the town, her form stretched out on the stone and the body of her
gnome companion lying beside her. In the dim light of the moon her
eyes glowed brightly as she looked down on the town below them.
Spanner grunted beside her, his face pressed to a strange,
multi-lensed device that he claimed would allow him to see clearly in
the dark. To Beckyann it just looked like a collection of strange
tubes that glowed a fel-green in the night.
“There, near the center of the town,”
Spanner said quietly. Beckyann looked to where his stubby fingers
were pointing, seeing a multi-floor structure rising up along the
docks that lined the cove. Above the structure they could both
clearly make out the sight of Bix's hot air balloon where it had been
moored to the building's roof. Clearly this was her headquarters in
the Bay, and it was within that structure that they would find their
prize.
“But look,” Beckyann said in
irritation, pointing to the docks in front of the building. “There
are Booty Bay bruisers patrolling right outside. How much do you want
to bet she's paid off the local enforcers to keep her property clear?
I highly doubt they're going to take our side when its one of their
own kind they're sheltering, no matter what cartel she's from. And I
don't have the coin to counter-bribe them either.”
Spanner held up a hand to calm the dead
woman, smiling at her, “I've got just the thing! I thought we might
get into a sticky situation so I've planned ahead!”
With that, he took out two small discs.
Made of metal and wires, they were about the size of a brooch that
one might use to fasten a cloak or to decorate a dress. Spanner
leaned over, affixing one to Beckyann's dress and then attaching
another one to the lapel of his jacket. With a chuckle he depressed a
button on the one he was wearing, and his form shimmered.
Where the gnome had been standing now
stood a goblin, his clothing almost identical to what the gnome had
been wearing. Beckyann blinked in surprise, reaching out to feel the
goblin's long, tapered ears. To her surprise, her hand passed
through, touching nothing. It was some sort of illusion.
“Fascinating. It'll do to get us
inside,” she said softly.
Spanner grinned, his goblin disguise
turning the expression into one that had quite a bit more teeth than
he naturally would display. He leaned over and pressed the button on
Beckyann's device. Instantly the human woman was replaced by a goblin
female with shockingly bright blonde hair. Her stylish glasses that
were in her hair appeared now to be mechanic's goggles, and the gnome
gently pushed them down, disguising her eyes.
“There we are! You'll be some sort of
goblin supermodel with hair like that,” the gnome chuckled.
Beckyann noted that even his voice had been altered by the disguising
field of the devices they wore.
“How long will...” she began, only
to blink in surprise to hear her own voice modified to the typical
high-pitched tone of a goblin. Spanner laughed again, getting to his
feet.
“About an hour until the batteries
die. We need to move,” he said. Beckyann nodded once and rose
beside him, the two making their way towards the town below.
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Getting in had been easy. The bruisers
patrolling the docks hadn't given the two goblins much attention
other than ogling the bright blonde goblin female. They managed to
pass into the structure with no more than a few lewd comments
whispered behind them. Beckyann kept a running tally of how many
people she was going to have to kill when this venture was over in
the back of her mind and continued to follow Spanner as he passed in
through the door.
Once inside, they immediately came upon
a large garage area with stairs leading upwards. Within the open
space several goblins were working on trikes and mechanohogs, an ogre
bodyguard lounging deeper within the building on a ratty looking
couch. Ignoring the people below, the duo proceeded up the stairs,
not alarming the goblins in the slightest with their disguises.
As they made their way to the upper
floor, they found themselves in a long hallway. Another stairwell at
the end of the hallway lead up to a roof access panel; presumably how
one got to the hot air balloons moored above. Several doors opened on
either side of the hallway, but it was immediately obvious where
their objective was as they looked down the length of the corridor.
Just before the stairwell to the roof, a table had been set up and a
trio of goblins was engaged in a game of cards. Behind them was a
door with a golden nameplate that was unreadable from where the two
stood. It was obvious that Bix's private offices were behind the
guards and glided sign however.
With a false smile on his face, Spanner
took the lead and they walked down the hallway towards the goblins.
The three looked up from their card game, looking annoyed to be
interrupted. One of them eyed the two over, pulling a cigar out of
his mouth long enough to lazily challenge them, “Got some business
here or what?”
Spanner nodded at the goblin, his
disguise fooling them. “Yeah. Gotta see the Boss. Got some more
intel 'bout those gnomes we hit.”
Spanner turned, placing a hand on
Beckyann's back and pushing her towards the three goblins, “Hey
sweets, why don't you play some cards with these guys while I go talk
to her eh? I'll be out in five minutes.”
Beckyann stumbled forward, stammering,
“But I don't know how to...play cards.....”
Her voice trailed off as she saw the
three goblin guards looking at her like they had just cracked open a
bank vault. She rolled her eyes, sighing as one of them grabbed a
chair and offered it to her. Clearly they were going to fleece her
for everything she had, and she could almost hear her coin-purse
crying out in agony. Spanner walked past the three, pushing his way
into the inner offices.
The three had just settled down into
their third hand (Beckyann having already lost the first two!) when
shouts came from behind the door. Shots rang out and two large holes
were punched in the wall near the card-players as the door flew open
and Spanner ran out. His disguise had failed, and he grinned widely,
the troll mask clasped in his hands. Behind him, the voice of Bix
trailed out, her high-pitched goblin accent almost indecipherable as
she put a few more rounds into the doorframe behind him.
“Time to go Miss Eastberg!” Spanner
yelled as he ran past the table. One of the guards blinked in
surprise and then grabbed a pistol, aiming it at Spanner. Before he
could pull the trigger, Beckyann lashed out, her arm knocking the
gun up and causing the weapon to put a neat hole in the ceiling as it
discharged. Above them, they could hear the sound of an explosion as
the shot punctured the hot air balloon moored on the roof, followed
by things collapsing on the ceiling.
Several things happened at once, with
disastrous consequences. Spanner ran down the hall, skidding as he
approached the stairwell. At the same time, one of the three
card-players got up, lunging at Beckyann. At the same moment, a
second card-player player threw a chair at her, striking his lunging
companion and causing both chair and goblin to fly right into the
goblin with the pistol. The two landed in a pile of tangled limbs and
goblin curses as Beckyann reared up, flipping the table over into the
last standing goblin. The flat oaken surface slammed into his face,
hurling him backwards just as Bix ran through the doorway of her
offices, causing a second collision.
Beckyann wasted no time, sprinting
after the goblin and idly noticing that her disguise had
malfunctioned in the scuffle. Her longer gait allowed her to quickly
catch up to Spanner as the two dashed madly down the stairs, the
sounds of angry goblins pursuing them coming from behind.
They burst into the garage, only to
find the goblin mechanics already alerted to their presence. What was
worse was the ogre bodyguard who had risen from his nap on the couch,
blocking their path. Beckyann placed a hand on Spanner's shoulder,
halting him as she prowled out in front of him. She was in no mood to
deal with further delays. In a huff, she stormed towards the ogre,
pushing up the sleeves on her dress and winding her fist back to
strike at the creature.
The ogre brought his hands up,
shielding his face as Beckyann's fist lashed out with the unnatural
strength of the undead. Unfortunately, she had been aiming much, much
lower, and everyone in the room, even Spanner, winced and looked away
as the pained ogre made a peculiar squeaking sound before falling
over, grabbing himself and curling into a ball. Beckyann tilted her
head, cracking her neck before looking over at the goblin mechanics.
They all shifted away from her, one of them dropping a wrench he'd
been holding with a metallic clink on the stone floor.
Spanner dashed past Beckyann, running
up to one of the mechanohogs, “Over here Miss Eastberg! Let's go!”
Giving the mechanics one last dirty
look, Beckyann dashed after her gnome companion, leaping onto the
back of the bike as he quickly hot-wired it and got it going. In a
dash they were off, the tin-door of the garage presenting almost no
barrier as they burst through it and onto the streets of Booty Bay,
scattering bruisers who had been guarding the building.
For a moment, it seemed as if the two
were safe as they sped off across the docks. Unfortunately the moment
passed and the roar of engines could be heard as three more of the
bikes drove out of the garage, angry goblins atop them. Beckyann
shouted, her voice lost in the wind and roar of their bike's passing.
Spanner nodded at her though, and she knew he'd had a chance to at
least glance back and see the threat.
With a roar, the goblins on the bikes
chasing them opened fire, a hail of poorly aimed bullets hurtling
past them as they wove in between stacks of crates on the docks.
Beckyann looked back, taking one hand from Spanner's waist and
pointing. On her wrist a charm bracelet dangled, looking like
interwoven chains with a skull clasp. The skull on the bracelet
glowed, the eyes illuminating as a frost rune appeared on it and the
entire bracelet became freezing cold. In the distance behind the two,
Chains of Ice wrapped around the front wheel of one of the bikes,
instantly rooting it to the ground. The rear of the bike continued
on, and the entire vehicle flipped over, spilling goblins all over
the dock. The other two bikes roared past the wreck, still firing at
the two fleeing thieves.
Beckyann grunted as something hard
struck her in the back, a bullet penetrating her shoulder. She
slumped against Spanner for a moment from the impact before righting
herself. The projectile had passed through her, and such a weapon
would do little damage to her undead flesh and useless organs, but it
was a concern that they would eventually hit Spanner while he was
driving.
As if to echo her thoughts, a round
struck their bike's fuel line. Burning liquid spilled out behind
them, setting the docks on fire. Beckyann shouted, pounding Spanner
on the shoulder as their bike began to cough and sputter from the
loss of fuel. Spanner jammed the throttle up and the bike surged
forward again, burning up their precious remaining fuel and leaving a
blazing trail in their wake. They were rapidly approaching the end of
the dock.
Behind them, Beckyann heard the roar of
another projectile and ducked as a rocket spiraled past them. The
poorly aimed and designed weapon left a swirl of smoke behind it as
it struck a pile of crates on the end of the pier, blowing splintered
wood in all directions. Unable to stop, Spanner drove the bike into
the swirling smoke, the spilling fuel from their bike adding to the
destruction.
At the very end of the pier several
planks of wood had fallen over some crates, with with a wild shout
Spanner yanked back on the bike, popping the front wheel up. The bike
hit the plank and rode it like a ramp, their momentum hurling them
high into the air over the bay and leaving a trail of flames behind
them as the dock began to burn in earnest and goblins ran too and fro
trying to douse the flames. Their pursuers were forced to skid to a
stop as they came upon the wall of flame that separated them, and
Beckyann would have shouted in triumph if not for the fact that they
were on a downward arc towards the shark infested waters surrounding
Booty Bay.
Beckyann grabbed Spanners waist and
pointed past him, shouting in the Language of Death. Just before they
hit the water, a surge of freezing cold necromantic magic flew across
the surface of the water, turning it to ice. The bike struck the ice,
something within it making a 'crumping' noise as it shattered and
gnome, dead woman, and bike skidded across the frozen surface of the
water.
When their momentum had finally ended
and the wild sliding stopped, Beckyann sat up on the ice, looking
back to see that they were several hundred yards away from the
burning pier. A few feet away from her, Spanner groaned and sat up,
offering her a grin that was minus several teeth. With an almost
delighted laugh, he held up the troll mask that they'd been after.
His smile was infectious, and despite
having just been shot, nearly set alight, and eaten by sharks,
Beckyann found herself giggling. The two rose, walking carefully on
the ice towards the far shore and away from the raging inferno that
Bix's goons had started. With luck, it would delay their competition
long enough for them to steal the prize.
The tomb and its treasures would be
theirs. They only had to carve their way through several miles of
jungle to get to it!